... people will put just about anything on a shield shape and believe that somehow that makes it "heraldry."
I ran across this on one of the daily tee shirt websites late last week:
"What else can you expect from a science(?) where bends can be straight, pales can be dark, and naked women are usually proper?"
(I don't remember who I'm stealing that from. As usual, I just ran across it somewhere on the internet.)