Heading back north on Main Street in High Point, North Carolina, I found the following in two of the windows of a commercial building.
Feb 25 - March 3
1 day ago
"What else can you expect from a science(?) where bends can be straight, pales can be dark, and naked women are usually proper?"
(I don't remember who I'm stealing that from. As usual, I just ran across it somewhere on the internet.)