2 months ago
"What else can you expect from a science(?) where bends can be straight, pales can be dark, and naked women are usually proper?"
(I don't remember who I'm stealing that from. As usual, I just ran across it somewhere on the internet.)
Time for the Lord Lyon, a hangover from the mediaeval era, to shuffle off into the twilight of history. What's more important, that sports clubs be allowed to operate freely, for the benefit of their communities, or that a few old crusties should pretend they still have a role in the modern world? I'm not so young myself but these people need to get out of contemporary Scotland.
Cheshire: fighting off ferocious hay bales since 980 AD. That or they've got a woeful grasp of appropriate agricultural instruments.
If you're looking for a psychedelic board to play draughts on, Surrey's flag is for you.
Norfolk had a lovely banner of gold and black with a white bar. Until some bloody bird walked over the white paint!